An update? It's a miracle!

A while ago, I saw a figure of Samus in her Varia Suit. My eyes immediately went O_O and I started drooling all over my shirt. The janitor wasn't all that happy either as he had to constantly mop the area surrounding me. It was either that or flood the entire basement section of Eaton Centre.

So today, on my day off from school (who the bloody heck schedules a day off on a Wednesday?), I went shopping for a few things. My goal for the day was actually to buy a baptism gift for my boss' son. I eventually got around to doing that but not before dropping by GameBuzz to buy myself an early Christmas gift that came in the form of Varia Suit Samus. =D It was the last one in stock too! Mwehehehehe

I also dropped by Omer DeSerres to pick up a few items to be used as a Christmas gift for my younger sister. My mom and Fanny are already taken care of. While at CLC to pick up the baptism gift, I also grabbed the new Casting Crowns album titled The Altar And The Door. Haven't listened to it yet though.

Anymoo, about two weeks ago, a classmate showed me a list that made me laugh really hard. It doesn't need an introduction but I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I did. ^__^

THE POOPIE LIST

Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie

The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie

Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie

The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie

It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie

This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.