5 more minutes...

Let's make this official: I'm thoroughly overworked.

At this point, I'm past exhaustion. Light-years beyond it. Actually, travel for 10 minutes at Ludicrous Speed in the direction of "death warmed over" and you'll probably be in the vicinity of how tired I am. Of course, I still look fabulous. Don't worry. I don't disappoint in that department. I'm awesome like that.

That's it for now. I need sleep. Badly. Sorry, I crave sleep. You know, like how rabid fangirls crave for that millisecond glimpse of their favorite celebrity.

Now let me sleep and don't piss too loudly in the middle of the night. You might wake me. Then I'll have to chase you with a rusty spork.

Alive? Yes, thank you.

Yes, I'm still alive. Quite healthy, I assure you. Breathing fine, walking great, running even! So yeah, that means you cannot have my collection of FF7: AC figurines, nor my library of novels. You can have my porn though. The only problem is that I don't have any. =D

So what have I been up to since school let out on June 27? For one thing, stage 1 of Operation Work Jeremy to Death and Not Give Him a Vacation has officially started. Kitchen renovations have started. Or rather, I've started building the kitchen cabinets. The demolition has yet to start. Mm... Demolition...

Otherwise, I've been keeping busy here and there. You know, buying books by the truckload and trying to finish The World Ends With You. Oh shush you! I'm taking my sweet time with the game, alright? I don't like to rush through things!

Anyway, the next time you don't hear from me in a while, at least have the decency to call. You know, instead of laying claim to my stuff when I'm in the next room.

Toodles!