Crap, I've just lost my mind... again.

Do you know what happened tonight? No, besides that. Err... Yes, that did happen but not that. Yes, I did shower. No, I did not brush my teeth yet. No, I did not get sprayed by a skunk. And if I did, I would have made a beeline for your place anyway.

No, what happened was this: I had my mind completely blown away. Again.

Yes, again. Pauline blew my mind away the first time when she came up with a design for my marquetry project (the serving tray). She just did it -again- for my final project.

Is she amazing or is she amazing?

SHWEET!!

YES! My project proposal for my final project has been approved! *pumps fist and does victory dance*

What...? Yes, this IS my favorite dance. If you must know, it's a ballet and tap dance version of the Carlton. Then of course, Pauline came in, upgraded it and it is now my bankai.

Jer: No problem, it's my pleasure. See you on Sunday then. :)

Pauline: And we shall discuss Bankai.

Jer: Yours, at least. I have yet to achieve it.

Pauline: lol You're like baldie. You have it, only no one knows it.

Jer: Are you insinuating that I'm going bald? I know I have thin hair but c'mon!

Pauline: No... Bankai. ¬ . ¬ Coliss...

Jer: Yeah and my bankai would be what? Ballet/tap dance of Carlton?

Pauline: Sure! But an evolved form of it.

Jer: LMFAO

Pauline: lol Like add in some macarena and a few other moves from Saturday Night Fever.

Jer: And some chacha?

Pauline: And crotch grabs!

Jer: Oh boy...

Pauline: And damn... you got yourself epic Bankai!

Jer: That would leave people blind.

Pauline: Chacha is like... for the finale

Jer: "AUGH!! MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUURN!"

Pauline: "THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!"

Jer: LMFAO My thoughts exactly XD

An update? It's a miracle!

A while ago, I saw a figure of Samus in her Varia Suit. My eyes immediately went O_O and I started drooling all over my shirt. The janitor wasn't all that happy either as he had to constantly mop the area surrounding me. It was either that or flood the entire basement section of Eaton Centre.

So today, on my day off from school (who the bloody heck schedules a day off on a Wednesday?), I went shopping for a few things. My goal for the day was actually to buy a baptism gift for my boss' son. I eventually got around to doing that but not before dropping by GameBuzz to buy myself an early Christmas gift that came in the form of Varia Suit Samus. =D It was the last one in stock too! Mwehehehehe

I also dropped by Omer DeSerres to pick up a few items to be used as a Christmas gift for my younger sister. My mom and Fanny are already taken care of. While at CLC to pick up the baptism gift, I also grabbed the new Casting Crowns album titled The Altar And The Door. Haven't listened to it yet though.

Anymoo, about two weeks ago, a classmate showed me a list that made me laugh really hard. It doesn't need an introduction but I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I did. ^__^

THE POOPIE LIST

Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie

This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie

The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie

Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie

The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie

That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie

It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie

You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie

This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Oh the innuendo

Now I've never played Ar Tonelico but I came across this clip, courtesy of Raychul of GameGirl.com.

Like she said, I don't know if it's because my mind's been corrupted by weird conversations (thank you, Pauline) or because I've simply been exposed to too many things but uhh... naughty much? I can't believe this actually made it into the game. *is said while laughing out loud at the clip in question*

Uhh... What's that stain?

Don't worry. That red stain on my hands and t-shirt isn't blood. All that brown stuff you see on my pants doesn't mean I crapped myself either. And no, I do not have explosive diarrhea. Don't get your hopes up. If I did, that pair of pants would end up in your car.

We started the Finishing module at school. No, that's not the module where we learn how to perform Fatalities MK-style. Come to think of it, that wouldn't be such a bad idea. Imagine a bunch of cabinetmakers trying to come up with their own finishing moves? We definitely wouldn't be lacking in creativity! Look at all the tools and machines at our disposal! Not to mention volatile finishing products and sharp, pointy wooden sticks. =D

Anyway, I've been playing around with various stains and a variety of processes, testing them on different types of wood to see what effect they would have. Now THAT explains the stains on my hands and clothes. =p They've turned out pretty darn nice. So far, I've only applied stains to two of my projects but I only snapped a picture of one of them. The other one... well, it's just a test.

This here is the tea box I made uhh... Geez, I don't even remember when I made it. Oh well.

So yes, tea box! Lovely, isn't it? I know, my most awesome choice of color has left you completely speechless and staring in awe. It's okay. I understand. My only beef is that my phone's camera is really crappy because the lighting inside the school is abso-freakin'-lutely amazing! GAH! I need me a digital camera *nudge wink hint* ... I said, I need a digital camera! *NUDGE WINK HINT*

Oh and remember that abstract landscape marquetry project I did that Pauline designed? You don't? You know, this one! ... You still don't? HOW DARE YOU FORGET!? *ties together cotton rags soaked in linseed oil and throws them at you* You just wait! No, I mean really. Wait. Uhh... about 2 hours? Maybe 3? The rags should start to smoulder in about 2 hours and should catch fire 10 minutes after that.

So I put a frame around it. It's maple, for the curious ones out there. I'm actually not staining the frame. The contrast between the frame and the walnut background of the piece makes it all the more striking. I'm glad my awesomeness took all that into account.

Anyway, that's it for now. Run along now, kiddies. Don't eat too many candies. You'll get sick.

Now go! Don't interrupt me as I get high on these finishing products! ... Crap, did I say that out loud?

Say what!?

I don't need to say anymore.

Busy? Who, me? Nooo...

What? You didn't know I was busy? The fact that I didn't update this blog for so long didn't hint at anything? Yeah, some kind of friend YOU are. See if I ever work on a kitchen for you. Well, I might for you over there since you promised you'd fix my lungs in exchange for the kitchen and that's always good in my line of work. =D

So I finally got around to watching The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. G and P both strongly recommended the movie but I never got around to actually sitting my ass down and watching it. Heck, P even passed it to me. I finally watched it last night and I regret not watching it any earlier. It's such a beautiful movie. I couldn't help from shedding a few tears. Watch it. You'll understand what I mean. Check out the trailer. If you're interested, let me know. I'll pass it to you.